A Day With Nothing In It

If you asked us to print a schedule for the middle of your day, it would say: nothing.

Not "free time", which is what a programme calls the gaps between its real events. Nothing, as the item itself.

This is the part of the stay people are most uncertain about before they arrive and most protective of by the time they leave.

What a programme is actually for

Retreats put things in the calendar because an empty calendar is frightening to sell and frightening to buy. A schedule is a promise that you will not be left alone with yourself, and most people, booking from a desk in a bad week, want that promise.

Then they arrive somewhere beautiful and spend three days moving between sessions, and go home tired in a slightly different way.

We are not against structure. There are yoga classes every morning and they come with the stay. There is a guided waterfall walk, a permaculture morning, massages. All of it is available and none of it is scheduled unless you ask.

The difference is the default. Here the default is nothing, and the activities are the exception.

T

he first afternoon is the hard one

We should be honest about this rather than pretend the emptiness is instantly delicious.

Day one, around two in the afternoon, a lot of people get restless. There is no wifi problem to solve, no queue to join, no next thing. Guests reach for their phones, find nothing worth the effort, and put them down again. Some go looking for staff to ask what there is to do.

The answer is genuinely: there is a waterfall down there, and there is a chair.

By day two this has stopped being uncomfortable. We cannot explain why the transition is so consistent, only that it is.

What the day actually contains

Morning is the good part. Cold, mist, coffee. Yoga at seven if you want it. The waterfall trail is ten minutes down and a steeper ten back, and it is best before breakfast.

The middle is empty. This is when the cloud comes up the valley and the heat, such as it is, arrives. The reflection platform by the river exists for this. So does the hammock, the book you brought, and the nap you have not taken since you were a child.

Evening arrives early. The forest goes quiet around eight and the cold rolls in by ten. The fire is lit every night, and everybody ends up at it whether they intended to or not.

Nobody organises that last part. It is the most reliable thing that happens here.

Who this does not suit

People who need a full day. That is not a criticism, it is a temperament, and there are excellent places in Bali built around it.

If a holiday only feels worthwhile with things achieved in it, three days of nothing will read as three days wasted. Ubud will treat you better and we would rather say so than take the booking.

The two-night thing, again

Nothing described here happens on day one. Day one you are still arriving, still resolving three hours of road, still checking things out of habit.

The empty middle only works once the arriving has finished, which is why the minimum is two nights and why three is better.

Frequently asked questions

Is there really no programme?

Really. Yoga every morning, and everything else on request. No facilitator, no workshops, no schedule pinned to a wall.

What if I get bored?

You probably will, briefly, on the first afternoon. That is the mechanism working rather than failing.

Can I book activities in advance?

Yes, and most people book less than they planned to. Tell us the night before or the morning of; we would rather arrange things at the last minute than have you committed to a walk you no longer want.

Is there wifi?

Yes, and it works. This is not an enforced digital detox. It is somewhere the phone loses by itself.

Will I be bothered by staff?

No. If you are sitting somewhere quiet, you will be left there.

What we are actually selling

Not an experience. An absence of them, in a place cold enough to need a sweater, with a fire at one end of the day and mist at the other.

⁣The guided walks and treks are listed under experiences. The rooms are here.

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Two nights, eight rooms, a thousand metres up. Nothing is scheduled. Everything is arranged.

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